Sunday, April 30, 2006

Charmed, I'm sure,...D'Brickashaw.

The NFL Draft, aka The Thing ESPN Apparently Whacks Off To, has given us another great name in the Wonderful Monds, Jr. and I.M. Hipp sweepstakes. Meet Mr. Ferguson. But you can just call him D'Brickashaw.

D'Brickashaw Ferguson was drafted by the New York Jets in the first round, in the 4th spot. He's a left tackle from the University of Virginia. None of which matters, because his name is D'Brickashaw!!!! It rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
Great name. (Apparently, he was named after the pantywaist Father DeBricassard in the novel The Thorn Birds.) And now he's going to be rich!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! D'BRICKASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ahem. Thank you.

PS If I don't post in the next week or so it's because I'm hiding in fear from the onslaught of batshit crazy I know is coming this week, because Tom Cruise has a movie coming out on Friday. Seek shelter for all those who are precious to you.


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