On the Sleeve of My Peasant Shirt

So after I got off the "Express Train" and wandered into the "Super Market" for some cat litter and rolls, I had on my "Head Phones" that were connected to my "Compact Disk Player," featuring a "C.D." (short foe "Compact Disk") of my own making, one that I had "Burned" on my "Home Computer" using "Digital Sound Technology." And what was on this "C.D." as I walked in the store?

Why, Larry Groce's "Junk Food Junkie," of course. Nothing like walking around a store with that coming at you. Bravo for life's tiny ironies, if I might paraphrase Garry Trudeau.