Play B(PLEASE STAND BY)

I did an extremely unscientific review of some of the more well-known live "Game Cast" sites for today's Cubs home opener, and I can state, without equivocation, that they all suck. In terms of providing "live" "play-by-play analysis" of "at-bats" and "pitches" "as they happen," that is. they all look good (except for CBS Sportsline.com, seriously, a softball player?), but so far it's Dance:three, Looks:Ten, if I may paraphrase.