Fuck You, Bobby Howry

Did you forget how to record an out, asshole?
Or did you place a side bet during the rain delay? "How soon can I fuck up Will Ohman's day?"
Asshole.
I've seen worse pitching performnces. Maybe. But I don't think I've ever been so insulted watching someone in a Major League uniform pitch, and by "pitch" I mean "roll a fucking penny up to the wall." Because that's what your fucking pitches looked like.
Asshole. Way to pick up the offense.
And thanks for coming straight out of the motherfucking bullpen with four straight motherfucking balls for a motherfucking walk. If I were Lou Piniella I would have yanked you right there, then had you killed.
Asshole. Play baseball tomorow, why don't you.