Mitt Faced

Hey, Mitt Romney! Over here, Daddy-O!

I see where you just went on TV after trying to pose like JFK, then said Americans need to be religious to, indeed, be Americans.

The way my agnostic-leaning-heavily-toward-atheist self sees this, I think I need you to do one of either two things for me, if you'd be so kind:

1)Recognize my formation of The Church of Mitt Sucks, and render me a tax-free organization.
2)Realize that, since I'm not a genuine American any more, you should pay my motherfucking taxes yourself, rich kid.