Thuper Thursday!!!!

And now, a poem:

Mitt
Bit
It.

Backstage at CPAC, Dennis Miller and Rush Limbaugh, their trousers already down at their ankles in anticipation of the mega-wankfest they would get from listening to Mitt Romney draw air, collapsed into hysterical sobbing fits as he suspended his Presidential campaign. Miller and Limbaugh fell into each others' arms seeking comfort, and ended up making sweet, sweet love.

A Malibu beachfront wedding is planned for early March.

No way. Go back to Massachusetts, you fags.