It's a Shame

For it's root, root root for the home team,

If they don't win...

The best thing I can find to say about this clusterfuck of missed opportunities is they'd better be getting this shit out of their systems now, like the Sox did in a somewhat similar situation.

Because, otherwise, what the fuck? I hate to sound like Ron Albertson, but are the Cubs all of a sudden looking at their record and thinking September is Senior Skip Day? They can fucking play hooky and no one will notice because they're that far ahead?

Because they're not. They should be. But they're fucking not. Especially when they play like it's 2006 again, DERREK LEE, with the fucking 2-pitch at-bat after Brocail FUCKING WALKS THE BASES FULL. GOD DAMN IT.

No, no, fuck that "hottest team in the NL" Astros bullshit. The Cubs are supposed to be the best team in the National League and they lose four in a row at home? Kiss my fat ass.

And one more thing.

Fuck you, Bobby Howry.