Thursday, October 02, 2008

Drink your big Black Cow and get out of here

Because it's over now, motherfuckers. Note the fucking time stamp, bitches.
Second inning, game 2, and it's over. I just watched the Lansing Fucking Lugnuts bat in the bottom of the first and the Cleveland Spiders in the fucking field in the top of the second.

Fucking over. Already. Jesus Fucking Fuck. Fuck you all. Spotlight too fucking bright? Get a pair of fucking sunglasses, assholes.

It's over.

Make me the biggest motherfucking liar in fucking history.

Ah, but that would require the ability to take a pitch and field a ground ball. I sure as hell can't do it. Neither can you JV motherfuckers, apparently.

So, no. Get a fucking book of Forever stamps and mail it in. From the fucking golf course, motherfuckers.

Fuck You All.

Done.

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