Fun Convergences of Art and Life

The Tony nominations came out today, and when Jerry Falwell saw that Legally Blonde had been passed over for Mary Poppins in the Best Musical category, he dropped dead of a heart attack.

In other Tony-related news, America's Sweetheart Kristin Chenoweth was denied a Tony nomination for her no-doubt-well-sung and scrinchy-faced performance in The Apple Tree. Sources close to the pint-sized tornado quote her as saying "If I ever find Sorkin, he's a dead motherfucker."