Wednesday, November 05, 2008

BREAKING LATE ELECTION RESULTS

With 97 % of precincts reporting from Petoskey, Michigan, Hooknose Longhorn and his brother, Dell, have retained the posts of Dogcatcher and Deputy Dogcatcher, posts which the former Tejas farmers have held since 1980. Jello Face Odion defeated Trident to win the post of Water Supervisor.

Trident's concession speech consisted of him mainly zooming around the podium as his supporters cheered, his three-pronged outlet of a tail flying behind him.

The race between Phoneface and Bellnose for Building Supervisor is still too close to call.

1 Comments:

At 9:32 AM, Blogger Stuart Shea said...

I'm so glad you got these results. I couldn't find them anywhere.

 

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