Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Make Me a Liar

Because it's only a week, blah blah blah, I know, jumping the gun, yes, yes, the Little Lebowskis and proud we are of all of them, but Goddamnit. God DAMN it. It's the same fucking team the Cubs put out there every year. This team plain doesn't score runs at home. And way to go, LOU, with the "Baseball isn't meant to be played in the cold" bullshit.

Man. Not like it will really make any difference, but I can't wait to see what this organization looks like in twenty years, when everyone involved in the current regime is dead.

Monday, April 09, 2007


I did an extremely unscientific review of some of the more well-known live "Game Cast" sites for today's Cubs home opener, and I can state, without equivocation, that they all suck. In terms of providing "live" "play-by-play analysis" of "at-bats" and "pitches" "as they happen," that is. they all look good (except for CBS Sportsline.com, seriously, a softball player?), but so far it's Dance:three, Looks:Ten, if I may paraphrase.